Hey Rockstar*

I saw your job listing. I would kill to work there. Qualifications

  1. I have a record
  2. I have never held a full time position and done very well for myself with marketing and design for 11 years
  3. Been to jail (You don’t really go in the game (GTA), but you should)
  4. I would actually do a good job
  5. Depending on how much you let me work from home, depends on how well I’d prep each launch
  6. I’ve played every game, and I remember when GTA IV was coming out how they handled that marketing, and you probably spent too much but I watched the trailers every day.

That’s it. I made my website so you would call me

203 715 9626